THE PANAMANIAN CRICKET SCANDAL OF 2009

Remember these young ladies? The same ones who had you ready to stamp your passport to Panama on the first thing smoking out of this country. Eye candy wasn’t the word, it was more like watching the Lochness Monster live and in person. You see it, but you just don’t believe you’re actually bearing witness to one of the world’s rarest sights.

Last night, around the time the Lakers really began to pull away, a good friend of mine got his hands…well, hard drive (pause)…on some shocking photos. He then forwarded them to me and what I saw next hurt me to my soul.

Hit the jump for the heartbreaking news.

Before we get to the real reason you hit the jump, let us enjoy one last look at the ladies who captured our hearts and (perverted) thoughts for the past month.

Turns out, while these ladies may, in fact, be great cricket players who have wonderful personalities, their body proportions are so fictional even Dr. Seuss himself would shake his head in amazement. Some call it the greatest cover up since the “Grassy Knoll”, I simply see it as the “Panamanian Cricket Scandal of 2009″.

Sometimes, it’s better just not to know the truth. Consider this is one of those times.

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